Nasal Deforestation.

You know that you have reached a certain age, when you have not only shown an interest in a gadget that clips hair in the nose and ears, but have actually bought one.

The manufacturers of this robust piece of equipment, rather coyly refer to it as a "groom aid", so perhaps there is hint that elderly users are embarrassed that they have reached a stage in their lives, when the hair in their nose and ears is growing faster than bean sprouts, whilst that on the scalp, is a vanishing species.

Be that as it may, the actual performance of this clipper is really good and a few moments of judicious use once a month, will tidy you up a treat. It has a quality build and delivers painless results. You will be able to breath again without being tickled and if your ears feel cold, there are always earwigs.