Friday 13 February 2015

Changing The Changing. (Gym Slips 15)

On going to the gym, I strode purposely into the men's dry changing room.
Inside was a middle aged lady completely in the nude.

My first thoughts were: "Shock. Amnesia? Alzheimer's?"

"I believe you are in the wrong changing room," I said with conviction.
"No, it is you who are in the wrong place," came the reply. "They are cleaning our room and as the  large sign on the door says, we are in here today."
"Gulp." Abject apology.

"I knew this would happen," continued the lady.
"If you knew this would happen," I thought, "Why are you standing here in the nude?"
I beat a scrambled and disorderly retreat.