Diapers

We were on the bikes in the gym, when a diaper advertisement came on the TV screen.

The well retired lady to my left, remarked that at our age, we should not have to watch such stuff so early in the morning. In fact, we should not have to watch it at all.

I replied, that as we marched towards the twilight, incontinence and diapers would become our new frontiers.

She laughed until she wet herself.