Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Gym Slips (1).


Of late, a number of ladies have entered the gents changing room at our gym.
They always say - "Ooops, sorry!" They avow that it was a mistake on their part.
I believe it fair to say, that the men using the changing room, have been slightly more nervous than usual. They look visibly worried each time the door opens.
Last week our oldest member, ( both literally and physically,) took drastic action.
He dropped his towel before an intruder and in a voice that implied a challenge, intoned -
"I bet you've seen a lot worse in your time!"
Space transgressions have dramatically declined.

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